At Stupid.com, we’ve learned the hard way that you can’t sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. So we have decided to bring you the next best thing, a pencil sharpener shaped just like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You’ll get a nice sharp pencil, and a sense of satisfaction that we don’t quite understand.
Rise and shine! Actually, guys, thanks to the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock, you'll rise whether it's shining or not! This is about as sexy as an alarm clock can possibly be. When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball. The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock stands about 9 inches tall and has useful features such as a light and a snooze alarm. So, fellas, now you have no excuse. Get one of these honey's and you'll always wake up next to a beautiful babe!
Is there anything TOO stupid for Stupid.com to sell? We don't think so. If we offer Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss, well, there's not much lower we can go. Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss is attractive lip gloss packaged in a cute li'l toilet bowl. It doubles as a keychain, so you can always have a toilet handy when you want to freshen up. (You think it's easy writing sentences like that?) Did we mention it comes in flavors? There's Grape, Lemon, Apple, and Strawberry... and each one will give your smile an alluring sheen. Just lift the lid, stick a finger under the rim, and gloss away! We choose the flavors, but if you buy more than one, we'll make sure you get different ones.
Okay we admit they are gross, but Security Briefs also work. These genuine underwear, (revolting stains and all) come with a secret compartment built right in. This velcro compartment is perfect for hiding your money, passports and even jewelry. Imagine searching for someone’s money and picking up a pair of dirty briefs, would ever start handling that underwear hoping to find some treasure? We didn’t think so.
Now anyone can produce Shocking photos and you don't even need to be a paparazzo! You just need a killer Camera and a lotta… guts. Simple press the center button on the operation side of the camera and prepare to have your world rocked. Ultra realistic and believable, this prank is hard to come by and one of the most unexpected. Just make sure not to shock the wrong person nor anyone too young. The shock is absolutely jolting but also harmless and not cause for injury. It may seem even more Shocking but this Camera comes with batteries. This prank is approximately 93 x 60 x 15mm.
Helen, our receptionist, has threatened to quit. "I've put up with your disgusting chickens and flying monkeys, but this time you've gone too far!" she screamed. What got Helen so riled up? We decided to test out the Toilet Monster in the Stupid Ladies Room, and poor Helen was in the wrong place at the wrong time. We feel badly for Helen, but at the same time we're THRILLED that the Toilet Monster worked so well. Good receptionists are difficult to find, but products as cool as this are priceless! The Toilet Monster is a horrid green creature that attaches to the inside of your toilet bowl. When the lid is closed, he is completely hidden. But when a poor, unsuspecting person lifts the lid, the Toilet Monster pops out to greet them! Yeah, this is an EVIL thing. We feel guilty every time a scream comes from the bathroom... And once we stop laughing, we usually offer a heartfelt apology. You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering buying one. Have fun!
What nice Chest Hair you have!? Turn on your machismo whenever you want and make Burt Reynolds boil with envy. This easy stick-able Hair piece is the perfect accessory for that adventurous type with loads of swagger. It even makes a soft pillow for you or your loved ones to rest on. If your really in need in could even be your brand new toupee. Get hair-ific and make everyone swoon! Hair is healthy, shiny and black.
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